- Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
- Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
Things not to do if you go to Degrassi:
1. Go to a dance. You might be almost stabbed, shot, have a wardrobe malfunction, or have your boyfriend crash his hearse.
2. Get an internship. You might work so hard your kidneys fail, be sexually assaulted, or have your boss’ wife send you photos of her boobs and get fired.
Also, if you go to a dance the gym might burn down, you might go into labor, or Kevin Smith might be there