bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(via roughxsex)

sixfigs:

robotsatankitty:

sixfigs:

Hi I’m Vero and my hobbies include :confusing people with my gender

Based on the floral bed sheets, I’m going to take a wild guess and say girl :P

Wow so you’re actually judging my gender based on the pattern of the fabric behind me. Wow great job I did not know that fabric had a gender. Good for you. You are A+ at science

You’re hot either way, so good for you😘

(via adamsbeanies)

  • Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
  • Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

The original character descriptions of Friends

The original character descriptions of Friends

(via sourwolves)

africanyoun0t:

mimsey-studebaker-things:

Things not to do if you go to Degrassi:

1. Go to a dance. You might be almost stabbed, shot, have a wardrobe malfunction, or have your boyfriend crash his hearse.

2. Get an internship. You might work so hard your kidneys fail, be sexually assaulted, or have your boss’ wife send you photos of her boobs and get fired.

Also, if you go to a dance the gym might burn down, you might go into labor, or Kevin Smith might be there

(via seancamerons)